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Fifth Gear, You Suck!

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The other evening I sat down to dinner, and with Big Brother making a right mess of E4 and E4+1 (my usual staple television while I’m eating and chilling out), I had to find something else on. This something else ended up being Fifth Gear.

I remember watching it while I was little, and then it was good but not sensational.

Fifth Gear Logo

Disappointment

Now, having gorged on the wonder that was the last series of Top Gear, it seemed like Fifth Gear was the one you woke up to in the morning, not the one that looked like Top Gear did when you went to sleep (to use a metaphor you might expect of Jeremy Clarkson).

Beer Goggles

You know what I mean

So, what was the problem with Fifth Gear then?